Friday, December 9, 2011

Southern Medical Terminology

Southerners  have the lowest stress rate because
    they do not  take medical terminology  seriously.


Artery................................  The study of paintings
Bacteria...........................  Back door to cafeteria
Barium............................  What doctors do when patients die
Benign.............................  What you be, after you be eight
Caesarean Section............. A  neighborhood in Rome
Cat  scan.......................... Searching for  Kitty
Cauterize..........................  Made eye contact with her
Colic...............................  A sheep dog
Coma.............................. A  punctuation mark
Dilate...............................  To live long
Enema.............................  Not a friend
Fester.............................  Quicker than someone else
Fibula..............................  A small lie
Impotent..........................  Distinguished, well known
Labour  Pain...................... Getting hurt at  work
Medical  Staff................... A Doctor's cane
Morbid............................ A  higher offer
Nitrates...........................  Cheaper than day rates
Node..............................  I knew it
Outpatient....................... A  person who has fainted
Pelvis.................. ..........  Second cousin to Elvis
Post  Operative............... A letter carrier
Recovery Room............. Place to  do upholstery
Rectum..........................  Damn near killed him
Secretion........................  Hiding something
Seizure............................  Roman emperor
Tablet............................ A  small table
Terminal  Illness............. Getting sick at the  airport
Tumor...........................  One plus one more
Urine.............................  Opposite of you're out

1 comment:

  1. You made me laugh hard, Doctor Yarbrough. Good medicine!

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